May 2012
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I was going to call out sick today
for fun. Except I didn’t. Now I feel like I’m doing everyone a favor by being here. As if it’s Saturday and I came in to catch up on some things.
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Notable things I ate this weekend
1. Meldman’s Honey Truffle Chicken
2. Chicken kabobs
3. Club crackers w/ strawberry jelly
4. Kettle corn with rasinette’s (an interesting mistake considering I usually do this with regular popcorn)
No this was not in one day.
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Rough work day
Ohhhh you guys are going to see Coolplay at the bowl tonight!
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This stuff happens 8 out of 9 hours at work
Me: Did you check that voice mail on your phone? Do you remember how?
J: No. I don't know what that is.
Me: It's a voice mail, you have to check it.
J: Oh. What will the greeting be?
Me: What? You have to call and check the message and you will hear it....like Tuesday March 31 at 2pm...
J: Ohhh a message?
Me: YES A VOICE MAILLLL
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Lady got dumped and removed her ex boyfriends... →
April 2012
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Quiet Lexus. Loud Rav 4
There was a little boy, maybe 6, who I would see at Starbucks with his dad. While his dad was in line, he would sit on the stool facing Olympic playing with his toy truck. ”Quiet Lexus. Loud Rav 4,” he said. I shuffled along in the line, a little closer to him. ”Quiet Prius. Loud Ford,” he said. I looked out the window toward the street and saw a Prius and a Ford...
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Mondays are me trying to do a pull up on to this beam and by Tuesday I have managed to hoist myself up face down on my stomach. Then around Thursday my right leg is dangling off and then my arm slips and then it’s Friday around 4pm and I’m barely hanging on by my finger tips. DOES THIS MAKE SENSE?
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A lady at work just asked our IT guy
if her Hotmail password was the same as her iTunes password.
Where am I?
*Update*
She said, “Oh no! I just sent an email I didn’t want to send. Can I unsend it?”
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My grandmother watching Real Housewives of NJ for...
Gram: These Italians are crazy!
Me: Yep.
Gram: You're half Italian right?
Me: Yep.
Gram: (laughs)
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Duck Tales (not really)
After I had my surgery in November, I was in pain, but not as bad as I thought it would be. I learned in the hospital that coughing, sneezing and laughing were EXTREMELY painful. When I came home, I was doing really well to not do anything of those things. It might have been the first night home. My mom and I were sharing my bed. She was already asleep. I tried to lay down and get...
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Songs that I loved until the new guy at work...
Put your Records On- Corinne Bailey Rae Daughters- John Mayer Slow Dancing in a Burning Room- John Mayer She Will Be Loved- Maroon 5
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For the record
If you do something to someone and you keep it a secret and that person will never figure out that it is you, it is so boring. I’m like Octavia in The Help and I did the terrible awful to someone, except I didn’t shit in a pie, and I don’t know if this person knows and like I said in the beginning of this run on I AM BORED.
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March 2012
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Someone in the office said hoaxt. HOAXT. As in that story may have been a hoaxt!
A HOAXT!!!!
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When I'm feeling stressed
I pretend I’m Brittany and I put on lip gloss
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We have a new person at work. I got stuck training him. He was replacing the guy who left a month ago and my job putzed around and didn’t hire someone until this Monday. For the record, training my own replacement at past jobs is the worst, but you’re on your way out so you try to explain everything and if they forget it, you’re long gone. I should be thankful that they hired someone because...
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I'm sure this is old, but it is new to me →
and mom/grandma…never!!
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R: You need to get off of that stuff (talking to me about Splenda.) That kills mice.
Me: If I die, you'll know what caused it. (Although I'm sure the silicone in your tits isn't all that healthy for you either.)
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“What’s a docx? I’ve never heard of it before.”
– Someone at work. (This isn’t funny because I get asked questions like this on the regular.)
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Last week I was trying to pick a movie on Instant for me and my boyfriend to watch. I wanted Little Shop of Horrors, but they had the original. I thought the Rick Moranis was the original. I tried Circle of Friends…DVD only. Then I saw Howard the Duck and decided that was it! I went downstairs and came back up and was ready to hit play. He asked me if I was serious. I was singing the...
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It's 6 and I'm (mentally) shutting down.
-The hallway at work was warm and reminded me of the smell of my grandmothers house in the summer…and it wasn’t a bad thing, just odd.
-Thinking about how I can make candles for a living. Not the Glade, $2.99 candles, but the Lafco, $50 candles. Perfume too.
- Being annoyed at the lady in my office who laughs out loud at least twice a day. I refuse to ask her what is sooooo...
February 2012
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Oh Bravo →
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