I recorded Q’Viva: The Chosen (just because, geez), the Marc Anthony/Jennifer Lopez show, and it’s all in Spanish except when Jennifer is talking. She gets subtitles in Spanish because she speaks English a lot. I’ve always wondered if Jennifer is fluent in Spanish or is it like in Selena when the reporters ask her how she is feeling and she says ‘Estoy….nervous!”
I was just talking to my mom about why this hasn’t happened sooner, but I guess I’m psychic.
I remember being at the babysitter’s house and it being lunch time. She would make us a bologna sandwich with a kraft single and a little miracle whip on white bread. We would get juice in a brightly colored plastic cup. The ones made from plastic that would get scratched up after too many washes.
I also remember other things, like her shaggy brownish carpet and the plastic covers on her couch.
J: i actually may die. i just post nasal dripped brown mucus...but it's probably from the coffee i'm drinking, right?
Me: yessssssssssssssssssss, but that is sick.
J: i've still got this congestion going on. post nasal dripping. it's white. but still. WHAT IF THE BACTERIA WAS RESISTANT AND IS INCUBATING!!?
When someone orders a sandwich with mayo and “light, light, light” mustard. Why? If it is light x3 can you taste it? Can you honestly taste the mustard? What if I use a knife that already had mustard on it to spread your mayo…is that light enough?

