- Lady: thank you for calling. What would you like?
- Me: Hi. This is for delivery
- Lady: Can you talk louder? Someone dropped the phone in the soup today sorry.
- Me: NO PROBLEM.
- Lady: THANKS FOR TALKING LOUDER
- And so on and so forth...
Next time I go to buy a lip product, please slap me in the face with this bag-o’-lip stuff. #makeuphoarder
at Venice Canals
Empty #venice (at Venice Beach)
Matt Damon’s star is accepting donations. Yikes… (at Hollywood And Highland)
Honey boo boo in 15 years #sikethatsAdele
Why is this French fry burger from Burger King a thing? Pittsburghers have been putting French fries on sandwiches and salads forever.
I read somewhere that before you get out of bed in the morning, right after you wake up, take a few minutes and stretch and breathe and then get out of bed. I stretched for five seconds, rolled over and yawned, which is a form of breathing) and then almost fell back to sleep. Thankfully I set two alarms.
When Jared Leto comes onstage and everyone is like “ugh who is that” and your like “Jordan Catalano!”