Lunch orders

  • Lady: thank you for calling. What would you like?
  • Me: Hi. This is for delivery
  • Lady: Can you talk louder? Someone dropped the phone in the soup today sorry.
  • Me: NO PROBLEM.
  • Lady: THANKS FOR TALKING LOUDER
  • And so on and so forth...
Probably

Probably

Next time I go to buy a lip product, please slap me in the face with this bag-o’-lip stuff. #makeuphoarder

Next time I go to buy a lip product, please slap me in the face with this bag-o’-lip stuff. #makeuphoarder

at Venice Canals

at Venice Canals

Empty #venice (at Venice Beach)

Empty #venice (at Venice Beach)

Matt Damon’s star is accepting donations. Yikes… (at Hollywood And Highland)

Matt Damon’s star is accepting donations. Yikes… (at Hollywood And Highland)

Honey boo boo in 15 years  #sikethatsAdele

Honey boo boo in 15 years #sikethatsAdele

Why is this French fry burger from Burger King a thing? Pittsburghers have been putting French fries on sandwiches and salads forever.

I read somewhere that before you get out of bed in the morning, right after you wake up, take a few minutes and stretch and breathe and then get out of bed. I stretched for five seconds, rolled over and yawned, which is a form of breathing) and then almost fell back to sleep. Thankfully I set two alarms.

Time to go to bed

When Jared Leto comes onstage and everyone is like “ugh who is that” and your like “Jordan Catalano!”

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